Even a good hairstylist does it. They might give you a good haircut, but it’s not exactly what you asked for. Hairstylists love to take their own liberties with your hair.
But sometimes hairstylists are just bad. I mean, really bad. Their work is simply egregious.
And people actually have to walk around with these egregious haircuts. It just ain’t right. There should be some kind of compensation for having to walk around with a crazy bad haircut for the next two months until it grows out.
Here are 65 people that need to fire their hair stylist ASAP:
This person was trying to support his neighbor’s new business. So, he brought the picture on top into the barber shop. They ended up thinning the crap out of his hair so he looks like a “middle aged stock brocker,” according to him.
This was supposed to be one of those modern edgy haircuts. But that’s not what happened. This person out there looking like Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber.
He got a haircut today. But it looks like he did it himself. I can’t imagine someone would let him walk out of the salon with that choppy uneven front.
He made sure he told his stylist to “get the strands.” This has to be a joke. He’s grinning and everything. No reasonable human would keep 17 strands long and brush them to the front.
This poor woman has waist length hair and asked for long layers. She also wanted bangs that started below her nose. But the “stylist” massacred her hair and now she looks like this.
This person’s cut got buzzed. Another person trying to create hip haircuts but instead it makes people look crazy. She ain’t happy. It looks like someone ran up behind her and buzzed her head as a joke like they did in Jackass.
Honestly, I’m not mad at this. It’s kind of cheesy and a little eccentric. But at least it came out good and isn’t all messed up. Also, White Claw is delicious.
This person thought they were safe going to Best Cuts. They just needed a simple bang trim to her eyebrows. This is why you can’t go to places like Best Cuts without being fully prepared to come out looking crazy. It’s a crapshoot every time.
Someone is using this as an advertisement for their haircutting services. Was he balding before the cut? Or is that the stylist’s handywork? And mullet Monday? Are hoping to give out five cent haircuts?
This haircut screams “Get in the van.” I mean, he looks like he’s on some kind of list. You can’t have that haircut AND that mustache without looking like you’re on a list.
65 people that need to fire their hair stylist ASAP
D.G. Sciortino
01.21.20
Even a good hairstylist does it. They might give you a good haircut, but it’s not exactly what you asked for. Hairstylists love to take their own liberties with your hair.
But sometimes hairstylists are just bad. I mean, really bad. Their work is simply egregious.
And people actually have to walk around with these egregious haircuts. It just ain’t right. There should be some kind of compensation for having to walk around with a crazy bad haircut for the next two months until it grows out.
Here are 65 people that need to fire their hair stylist ASAP:
