Choosing a place to live is a matter of getting a life of relative peace or jumping into a Cold War you never signed up for. Unfortunately for some, realtors will never tell you if a house is haunted, a former crime scene, or sandwiched between really obnoxious neighbors.
Ever had a moment where you wished you could just put your neighbor on mute? Because these people definitely do. Here are 70 diabolical neighbors you do not want living next door.
This is so funny! Looks like the cat has made both of them think it’s theirs, but she really lives a secret double life.
Well, it does happen to hear something you don’t want to, but why text the neighbor to let them know? As if they will hold it next time?
This guy was conveniently using someone else’s parking spot and now it’s the time to pay for it, it seems.
Whoever wrote this clearly doesn’t know what “to the point” means.
But, how can anyone tell you when you can fart or not? Sounds insane to us!
Well, we don’t know who’s ruder in this case, but you certainly aren’t supposed to laugh in someone’s face- especially when they’re arguing with someone else.
We’re wondering if this guy really thought it was the neighbor’s cat or was just messing with them.
8. It’s Just Three Inches!
Sometimes people are too easy to annoy, like this guy’s neighbor. Yet, maybe the divorce mention could have been avoided.
When you have no intention to meditate, but your neighbor thinks it would be beneficial for you.
Well, this guy’s rationale makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
This is one of the funniest ways to find out your neighbor has been stealing your wifi! Don’t think he made it up with a beer.
Wow these guys had to fight even on the last day of being neighbors. Why couldn’t they ust let it go?
Imagine thinking only you know where your hide-a-key is, but find out the whole neighborhood knows about it.
Seriosuly though, who would even consider stealing someone else’s trashcan? That would be an interesting case for the police.
Most of us have done something similar once or twice, but being called out about it, well that’s quite embarrassing!
Wow, this guy needed to know whose car it was and he had to know right there and then.
Well, let’s hope that this will work and the neighbors will stop dropping their cigarette butts on the ground.
This guy found an original way to tell his neighbor he’s pissed by how he parks his car!
Wow, the girl was very polite to the woman. Also, “sweetie”? Seriously?
Since when do neighbors have a say as to how often we can talk on the phone? That’s absurd!
Like the neighbor said “Is this a romantic comedy” or what?!
Well, the neighbor kind of does have a point, but it’s really none of their business, right?
Well, unless the neighbor is a guy, then they can hang out and watch the gardener together every weekend!
Aw! Let’s hope the boy improved with time. Still, the neighbor should be more understanding.
Don’t say you weren’t warned, man! Now you’ll have to deal with the consequences.
Well, at least she gave them different options to chose from! We’d go for Harry Potter!
Well, especially during this time sneezing is barely acceptable in private- imagine how one would feel if they were sneezed on!
Why do people drink and drive? Well, guess you just don’t want them to drive anywhere close to you when they do.
Who stares at someone else’s window and counts the time they’re taking selfies? A creep, for sure.
They had us at “I’ll bubble wrap you”! This message is hilarious!
Why would you cut down healthy trees? The neighbor is kind of right, but still, none of their business!
32. That Escalated Quickly
Why can’t people just have a civilized conversation anymore?
Well, if we thought the previous conversation went wrong, then what about this one?
To think that it all started with a “Happy Easter”! We should have seen it coming when the neighbor didn’t return the wish.
Why do people always feel the need to teach others a lesson? Just say “no” and let go.
The guy just wanted to enjoy his sandwich, but instead he had to account for a truck that wasn’t even his!
But really, one wants to sleep- understandable- and the other one wants his job to be done- legit. Love the emoji anyway!
The neighbor didn’t even have the tact to stop at “I’m sorry”. The rest was redundant, don’t you think?
Social media can be tricky! You’d better check your friends before posting anything about them!
40. Extra Points For Honesty
Why would anyone lie to their family about dating a neighbor anyway? Oh, wait, just read a possible answer a little earlier!
I mean, that’s kind of bold, right? At least they could invite the neighbor to return the favor?
This guy won’t get no for an answer! They know what they want and they’re determined to get it.
Something’s telling us they’ll never be cool again. Guess the neighbor could have texted about their complaints before calling the police.
She might have gone a bit too far, but really, who can mute their dog on weekends?
Not sure, but maybe the girl should take the neighbor seriously. Just in case…
Well, maybe you should stay away from this kind of neighbors. Looks like you might get in trouble.
The woman tried to be polite and make up for her boyfriend’s stupid comment, but it didn’t last long.
Really people, who told you you have the right to comment on other people’s bodies? Get a life, please!
Guess the guy was just trying to be nice and compassionate, but someone’s clearly not in the mood!
Although it’s likely the dogs wouldn’t cause any damage, it’s still not okay to let them wander in other people’s properties- especially people who don’t like dogs. Don’t you think?
Oh, no! Hope Greg didn’t see it or if he did, that he didn’t take it seriously. Poor guy!
That’s why you should never get emotionally involved with neighbors. Things like this might come up in the future!
At last, here’s an example of a civilized answer to a threatening text. Or was it passive aggressive?
I mean, it is understandable that the guy wants to sleep, but the girl’s answer was good, too!
Might we add to the list… stingy? Why couldn’t they order delivery?
This is what happens when you loan out your wife’s stuff without asking. Gotta live with the consequences.
This guy is really crossing the line here. This is not about being a bad neighbor but a stalker!
We bet Sarah didn’t see that coming! To be honest, neither did we.
Really, don’t people have anything better to do these days? Quite funny though!
Well, the girl didn’t have to go into details as to why she didn’t feel like babysitting the neighbor’s son anymore.
Well, that’s kind of acceptable. Honest and straightforward.
Oh, man! They have a chat where they gossip about their other neighbors? That’s too much!
Well, at least they now know a new song! Let’s see the bright side of things!
Really, though, why would anyone want to go close to a sick person these days? You can still help from a safe distance.
When you wanted to hear some words of compassion, but all you got was more reasons to feel bad.
Well, they were both right in their own way, there was no need for the last comment.
We’re sure she’s a nice person, but it’s not uncommon for people to want some peace and quiet at 4 in the morning!
Aww, poor guy! He thought he had a friend next door, but he was proved wrong.
Seriously, though? Texting your neighbor asking if they’re on Tinder and whether they swipe left or right? Get a life people!
Who wants neighbors who get themselves into trouble? Let me guess… nobody!
]You think these people should just move out or should they dish it out and pump up their sound systems to assert dominance?
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