For some time, cats have been prescribed feminine qualities while dogs are seen as masculine.
And maybe some women are more like cats and some men are more like dogs, but New Jersey stand-up comedian, writer, actress and author Jodi Miller says mostly it’s the other way around.
In one of her bits for Season 9 of America’s Got Talent she said that men were actually the ones who are more like cats and women are more like dogs.
“It’s a huge misconception that guys are like dogs and women are like cats,” she tells the AGT judges. “We have it backwards.”
And all her reasons why were absolutely hilarious.
She goes on to explain how men, like, cats don’t really care about anything but their own needs while women just exude unconditional love, like a dog.
“Guys, you are like cats, you are aloof and emotionally unavailable,” she explains. “Women are exactly like dogs. We’re exactly like dogs. ‘Hey, where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? I’m going to wait right here. I’m going to wait right here. I’m going to wait right here.'”
And so women, are willing to wait on their man. That is until they are distracted by something like shoes. And some of us, unfortunately, know how much dogs love shoes.
Cats, like men, are indifferent to the fact that their companion has come home. They only think about what that means for them, which is that they now have someone to feed them and clean up after they use the bathroom.
“Women are like dogs. We clean up after ourselves, ladies you’ve seen a dog vomit, eats it right back up,” she says setting up her joke with a joke. “Guys are like cats. You just puke anywhere and make a huge scene about it. And then you’re like, oh my god, can you clean that up, it’s so gross, I don’t want to touch it you know.”
That’s when the faithful dog comes along to save the day, just like a woman does when she is overly obsessed with her man.
“Here comes the dog. I got it, I got it, I totally got it,” she says.
The AGT judges were absolutely in love with her routine and so is the public. The video of her performance was posted on Facebook where it got more than 462,000 shares. You didn;t want to give all her jokes away so you can hear the rest of them in the video below.
The video of her performance was posted on Facebook where it got more than 462,000 shares. We didn’t want to give all her jokes away so you can hear the rest of them in the video below.
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